📣 BREAKING NEWS: Queer (a.k.a. Quint) — The Instagram Followlist Scandal 🤯📱

By The ZOO

Published: June 18, 2025

📣 BREAKING NEWS: Queer (a.k.a. Quint) — The Instagram Followlist Scandal 🤯📱

We regret to inform you that Queer (formerly known as Quint) has been EXPOSED for having the most chaotic Instagram following list this side of the internet. 🫢

Followed over 1,000 accounts, including furries, femboys, egirls, OnlyFans hustlers, AI-generated women, and anime gooner pages with questionable Pokémon porn,
Immediately started panic unfollowing after getting caught (sorry, not sorry),
Self-reacts to his own messages AND auto-reacts to everyone else’s — because who doesn’t love a little self-appreciation? 🙄
Said: “Why the fuck did I get a nosebleed after seeing Noodle’s selfie?” (Noodle = his Malaysian ex),
Sends GIFs acting like he’s the characters himself — Madara Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Sung Jin Woo, pick your fighter,
Posts enough brainrot to power a small city, proudly autistic and mentally stunted,
Hides his fat jaw and multiple chins with his hand in every selfie — we see you, Queer, no shame,
Claimed he “kind of looks like Kakashi Hatake” — if Kakashi was into meowing and ASMR, maybe,
Asked his ex Noodle for permission to meow in VC (because consent is key, I guess?),
Listens to gay moaning/groaning ASMR audios in Discord voice chats (100% mood),
Pinoy pride, but also gets made fun of for it,
Has gay tendencies but somehow still managed to date women — plot twist,
His ex Noodle got embarrassed by all the hate they received and left him,
Loves sending “Jonkler” memes and the classic “Why so serious?” because he thinks it’s peak comedy,
Overall, really fucking stupid — but we still love him (kind of).

We knew things were questionable when he said:
'I’m basically Kakashi with a meow power-up.'

No, Queer. You’re just chaotic.

Let’s remind our guy —
You can follow 1k weird accounts, send a thousand GIFs, and meow in VCs,
But at the end of the day, we all see the multiple chins and hear the autistic brainrot loud and clear. 💀