📣 BREAKING NEWS: Johan Officially Cancelled 🌪️❌🚫

📣 BREAKING NEWS: Johan Officially Cancelled 🌪️❌🚫

We regret to inform you that Johan (a.k.a. “The Desert Storm of Delusion”) has been EXPOSED for thinking he’s the main character in a story no one wanted to read. 🫢

• 🔞 Defended Yemen’s questionable marriage laws like he was their PR manager,
• 👶 Tried “mentoring” (read: grooming) 16-year-old Moki — called her “my little girl” while she called him “baba” like this was some weird roleplay father-daughter fantasy,
• 🤳 Thinks the whole server revolves around him — called himself “trending” because no one pinged him for 5 minutes,
• 📜 Had “I am the storm that is approaching” in his Insta bio like he’s Sephiroth but in reality? Just a mild inconvenience.
• 👀 Asked Moki: “Would you approach me irl?” — bro… maybe she’d approach you with pepper spray.

We all knew something was wrong when he said:
'It's normal in my country for old men to marry young girls...'

No, Johan. That’s not “culture.” That’s straight to jail. 🚔

Let’s remind this storm —
You're not “trending,” you’re just the weather alert everyone ignores. ☁️
Maybe touch grass, not minors. 💀