📣 BREAKING NEWS: Jenny Cheats for Justice 💔👠

📣 BREAKING NEWS: Jenny Cheats for Justice 💔👠

We regret to inform you that Jenny (a.k.a. “Ride or Die Since 2021”) has officially LEFT THE CHAT — after discovering that Quint’s Instagram feed looked like the algorithm took LSD. 🫢

Claims he’s “just supporting creators” but follows:

• 🧸 Furries in maid outfits
• 👦 Femboys with more eyeliner than morals
• 🤖 AI-generated baddies with impossible waistlines
• ✨ Egirls filtered so hard they look like holograms from 2098

He said 'It’s not that deep, babe' — but his likes say otherwise.
One scroll and Jenny saw:
'Liked by @QuintTheKing and 42,069 others' on a pic captioned:
“uwu I'm not wearing anything under this >/<<”

We all knew it was downhill when he said:
'It’s just pixels, Jenny.'

No, Quint. That’s not “just pixels.” That’s digital thirst with extra steps.

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But wait — plot twist. Jenny wasn’t exactly Mother Teresa herself.

• 👻 Made 'jokes' about breaking up with Quint until they stopped sounding like jokes,
• 🧠 Gaslit him for getting upset — told him he was “overreacting” like she wasn’t hinting at dumping him every other Tuesday,
• 🗣️ Then turned around and blamed US — his own friends — saying we’re the bad influence for calling out that she was moving like a certified hoe.

No, Jenny. You can’t play victim when you’re the one planting the landmines. 💅

Let’s remind everyone —
If your relationship is a circus, don’t blame the audience when they point out the clowns. 🤡
Justice for Quint. ✊💔