📣 BREAKING NEWS: Alan Finally Exposed 🇩🇪❌💀

📣 BREAKING NEWS: Alan Finally Exposed 🇩🇪❌💀

We regret to inform you that Alan (a.k.a. “The Next Hitler” — his own words, not ours 😬) has been EXPOSED for being the server’s official Eboy Menace. 🫢

• 🇩🇪 German but hides his face like it’s under treaty protection,
• 🖤 Skull-reacts to his own messages like he's laughing alone in the dark,
• 🎮 Mudae-tryhard who quit after everyone kept stealing his waifus — cried harder than when Germany lost the World Cup,
• 💌 Hits on every single egirl that breathes — adds them the moment they join like it’s part of the welcome package,
• 💋 Server-certified “manwhore” — flirts harder than a Sims character on free will mode,

We knew something was cursed when he introduced himself as:
'I'm basically the next Hitler lmao.'

No, Alan. You’re not the next dictator. You’re just the next Discord ban.

Let’s remind our boy —
Farming Mudae and farming women are not personality traits.
Maybe stop speedrunning heartbreak and touch some reality. 💀